Edited Airs: Episode One

     It has come to my attention that most songs with words have some grievous grammatical errors, and have a general uncouth sound because of that.  I have therefore made it my duty to correct these problems, and restore to the songs their rightful elegance.  Without further ado, I present to you, Edited Airs, Episode the First.

Cruise

by Florida Georgia Line

Baby, you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise.

When I first saw you, you were scantily clad,

And were popping out of southern Georgia's water.

I thought "oh, good heavens!"  You had those long tan legs.

I couldn't help myself, so I walked up and said,

"Baby you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise

Down a back road, ignoring stop signs,

Going through the middle of every little farm town

With you.

"I have this brand new Chevrolet with a lift kit,

And it would look so much better with you in it,

So baby you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise."

Yes, she was sipping on Southern things and singing Marshall Tucker, thank you for asking!

 We were falling in love in the sweet heart of summer.

She hopped right into the cab of my truck

and said "set the truck on fire!  Let us go get it stuck!"

Baby, you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise

Down a back road, ignoring stop signs,

Going through the middle of every little farm town

With you.

I have this brand new Chevrolet with a lift kit,

And it would look so much better with you in it,

So baby you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise.

When that summer sun fell to his knees,

I looked at her, and she did the same to me.

I turned on the KC lights and drove all night,

Because it felt so very right.

In fact, the both of us felt right!

I parked the truck

And grabbed my guitar.

I strummed two chords

And sang from the depths of my heart.

 

"Girl, you have the heart in my chest beating!

I would have died if you hadn't given me that resuscitation!

It is certainly fortunate that you have your CPR certification!

Why, I can't get you out of my thoughts!

"Baby you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise

Down a back road, ignoring stop signs,

Going through the middle of every little farm town

With you.

"And I know I already said this, but

 Baby you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise

Down a back road, ignoring stop signs,

Going through the middle of every little farm town

With you.

"I have this brand new Chevrolet with a lift kit,

And  it would look so much better with you in it."

Baby you are a song.

You make me want to roll my windows down, and cruise.

Roll down your windows and let us cruise!